You know what, fuck you. *Romanticizes the monstrous in a way that is deeply compelling to people who feel they’ve been ostracized from mainstream society in one way or another, and also at least a little bit horny*
imagine hurting a masochist so much they no longer want it. just completely break them, they’re crying and begging for it to end when just seconds ago they were begging for more.
hola ladies, gentlemen, and fellow freaks of all shapes. I’m your (probably not literally) local poor, often-starving dog. My wife and I both have a wide array of financial struggles right now. Personally, I am on the edge of losing my apartment and going without food constantly. So, in addition to looking (somewhat fruitlessly) for a job, I’m now doing commissions.
I am a fair-to-decent artist, a fairly exceptional writer, and a good editor. Below are some examples of my art.
This general style & level of detail will run you the most due to complexity and whatnot. Precise costs will depend on the subject and whether I have to do any design work, but generally somewhere around 50 dollars. The first piece was a commission, and went for precisely that amount.
This style and level of detail will run you a little less, with the same factors coming into play. This piece was also a commission, it went for 25 bucks.
Something closer to one of these is gonna run you a bunch less. Unless the subject is somethin fuckin insane to try to get down, this would probably only cost like. Ten bucks MAX.
As for my writing, my degree is technically an english degree (much to my job search’s chagrin) and I have at several points received feedback both from professors and classmates saying I’m one of the best writers they’ve read. I cannot vouch for the veracity of their statements, but it sounds about right to me.
I am particularly passionate writing science-fiction and fantasy but I will write just about anything as needed, whether it’s an article stating that your worst enemy has been legally declared a meanie poopoo head or a scathing critique of the concept of doorknobs. I’ve also been taught editing, should you need something looked over, rather than written.
If any of this sounds remotely like something you’d like, shoot me a message or an ask and we can negotiate pricing and whatnot based on what it is precisely you want.
